He Also Gets Pedicures

Moi: “Hey, Dave?”

Dave: “Yeah?”

Moi: “Do you like Chris Cooley?”

Dave: “Well, he plays for the Redskins, so… no.”

Moi: “Do you want to hear something awesome about him that I just learned?”

Dave: “…No.”

Moi: “According to the new issue of Runner’s World, Chris Cooley runs to the Glee: Season One soundtrack.”

Dave: “…God damn it, Chris Cooley.”

Moi: “Quote: ‘It’s awesome. The first seasons has all these Journey songs.’ End quote.”

Mad respect, Chris Cooley. Mad respect.

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